A wild rodeo spectacle inside a massive football stadium, packed with thousands of screaming fans under bright floodlights. Instead of a bucking bronco, a gigantic, rough-skinned turtle stomps across the field, kicking up chunks of turf as it tries to throw off its rider. The cowboy? A filthy, scruffy redneck, covered in dirt and sweat, with a tattered plaid shirt, ripped jeans, and muddy cowboy boots. His unkempt beard drips with beer, a cigarette barely hanging from his lips as he grips the turtle’s shell with one hand and wildly swings a half-empty whiskey bottle in the other. His trucker hat barely clings to his greasy hair as he lets out a loud, toothless holler. The massive stadium crowd goes absolutely berserk, waving flags, foam fingers, and chugging beer, while giant LED screens zoom in on the madness. Fireworks explode overhead, and the announcer yells, ‘Ain’t never seen a turtle ride like this before!’ in cinematic, high-energy, ultra-detailed style.
